We leave here 10 oboe jokes to make your day better 😉
Joke 1
“How many oboists does it take to change a lightbulb?” “Only one, but they have to try at least twenty to find the right one” “Crazy oboists.” “None of them WORK!”
“Junior, splash a little water on Granpa… he’s starting to dry out.”
Joke 4
“Call it a clarinet one more time. I dare you.”
Joke 5
“Come on, son! It’s not polite to stare!”
Joke 6
“O·boe. -noun. 1. God’s gift to the Woodwind Section”
Joke 7
“And then the giant picked him up, stuck him in the top of a hollow tree! He bit his head and started to blow…”
Joke 8
“the Oboe sound spectrum. The different tonal colors the oboe is capable of achieving.”
“Absolutely horrific” – “(no middle ground whatsoever)” – “Hand sculpted by an angel”
Joke 9
“ank Oonk heenk” – “I wish I could play the oboe.” – “It’s the most beautiful instrument of all time! It has a bracing, pungent quality all its own!” – “Yeah! It’s like a plugged-up nostril you can play sons on.” “Leave.”
