Oboe jokes, part 2
If you liked our post with the 10 oboe jokes: https://medinareeds.es/2020/03/14/oboe-joke-chistes-oboe/ you probably will love this one.
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
Q: What are burning oboes used for?
A: To set bassoons on fire.
Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?
A: Because most oboes are full of holes.
Q: What do you call a cow that plays the oboe?
A: A muuuu-sician
Q: How do you get a million dollars playing the oboe?
A: Start off with 2 million.
Q: How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen?
A: Leave it in an oboe case.
Q: What is the definition of a half tone?
A: Two oboes playing in unison..
Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
Q: What’s the difference between a rocket and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.
Marriage is like playing the oboe. It looks easy until you try it.
An orchestra is tuning up for a challenging concerto; all but the first chair oboist. She is not preparing for her performance. As the draw of the curtains approached, the conductor could no longer abide her inaction. He gritted, “why are you not preparing? Why haven’t you habituated your instrument?” She retorted, “I don’t believe in oboe warming.”